Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Hell's Fire Department


A fire department that is in charge of setting and 
maintaining fires of course - not putting them out!


February 15, 2017




Keywords: OTL, Out to Lunch, Diesslin, Hell, Fire Department, fire alarm, no urgency, starts fires

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Timmy and Tinkles the Cat Do Tricks - sort of


February 8, 2017



Keywords: OTL, Out to Lunch, Diesslin, Timmy, Tinkles, cat, tricks, play dead, sarcasm, lazy

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Raccoon Revenge - OTL for 2/1/17



The problem with feeding feral cats and wild raccoons on a regular basis is
when you go on vacation they might just trash your place (based on a true story).


February 1, 2017




Keywords: OTL, Out to Lunch, Diesslin, raccoons, jerks; feeding, feral cats, wild animals, property damage, feeding, don't feed the animals, spray paint, broken window, bird feeder

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

SCUBA King or Sacrifice!



When swarmed by hundreds of bait fish it isn't necessarily a sign that
you are their new leader. You could be their latest sacrifice.


January 25, 2017




Keywords: OTL, Out to Lunch, Diesslin, SCUBA, bait fish, shark, ocean, sea, diving, leader, sacrifice, ominous, scary

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

A Golden Non-Retriever


January 18, 2017




Keywords: OTL, Out to Lunch, Diesslin, dog, golden retriever, non-retriever, fetch, stubborn, bad attitude

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Barracuda Attitude




January 11, 2017



Keywords: OTL, Out to Lunch, Diesslin, SCUBA, barracuda, bad attitude, stubborn, sharp teeth, ocean, sea, diving, aggressive

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

SCUBA No No


January 4, 2017




Keywords: OTL, Out to Lunch, Diesslin, Santa, SCUBA, ocean, bends, burst lungs, bad idea, no no, holding your breath, exhale, ascending